Noise Talk

   I hate noise–whether it’s from boom cars, motorcycles, leaf blowers, car alarms, loud pipes, Muzak, weed whackers, train horns, back-up beepers, or barking dogs. Most noise is completely unnecessary.  Most noise is completely stupid. 

   Many people love making noise.  Blasting their loud car stereos through a residential neighborhood makes them feel powerful.  Having a loud car alarm lets alerts the world to the car owner’s wealth.  Using a leaf blower (besides being a sign of mental illness) makes a person feel virile.

   If you doubt that many people love making noise, check out the “Love Notes” section of this web site!

   And be sure to check out the other features of NoiseTalk–”Where America Confronts the Noisemakers.” On this site, you may:

    -Check out my blog on the evils of noise

    -View our videos on noise

    -Read our daily news feed on noise

    -Read the hate mail noisemakers have sent

    -submit your response to the rants of the noise bullies

    -submit your own report on your noisy neighbors

    -post your own video on your noise situation

    -check on the links to Corporate Noisemakers

    -create your own blog

   There’s plenty to talk about.  In coming days, we’ll consider declining sales of Harleys (yeah!), malicious boom car ads, unnecessary inventions, car racing, the ridiculous argument that “loud pipes save lives,” the absurd (and illegal) practice of car honking tied to keyless entry, rotten neighbors, Muzak, the link between noise and school achievement, and the relationship between noise and crime.  We’ll look at Muzak, dirt bikes, hot rods, why people let their dogs bark all day long, the obsession many people have with their lawns, and the fact that many noisemakers seem to be illiterate.

   We hope to see you often!